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THE PERFECT HUSBAND 

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private clup after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings.

One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

“ Hello?”

“ Honey, it’s me. Are you at the clup?”

“ Yes.”

“ Great ! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can i buy it?”

“ What’s the price?”

“ Only $ 1,500.00.”Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”

“Ahh, and i also stopped by the Porsche dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one i really liked. I spoke with the salesman , and he gave me a really good price… and since we need to trade-in the BMW that we bought last year…”

“What price did he quote you?”

“ Only $ 65,000…”

“OK, but fot that price i want it with all the options.”

“Great! But before we hang up, smt. Else…”

“ What?”

“ I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last yeaar. It’s on sale. Remember? The one with a pool.”

“ How much are they asking?”

“ Only $ 450,000 a magnificient price.“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK ?”

“ OK, sweetie …Thanks! I’ll see you later ! I love you…”

“Bye..I do too…”The man hangs up, raises his and while holding the phone and asks to all those present:“ Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”     

VOCABULARY 

Bench: Bank, kanepe, sıra                                          Ensue: Gerçekleşmek           

Mall: Alışveriş merkezi                                               Mink: Vizon

Gergeous: Harika                                                       Dealership: Acente

Quote: Fiyat vermek                                                   Hang up: Telefonu kapatmak

Magnificient: Fevkalade                                            Present: Hazır bulunmak, mevcut